I ban you because...(game)

[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]

Here's how it works:

You ban the person above you. This isn't serious, it's just a game. So, you're not really banning them.

Example:
I ban you because you don't have a cat.
I ban you because you have 71,384 posts.
I ban you because you're awake so early.

So basically, you can put any reason as long as it's appropriate.

Rules:
1. No double posting
2. Keep the reasons appropriate, please
3. Don't spam
4. Have fun

I'll let someone else start because I don't have anyone above me to ban.

[~Ginji~]

I ban you because you are amazing

[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]

I ban you because aww thank you!